Anonymous: While I don't agree with the way that anon worded it, I have to agree. With all the things out there that people do in order to alleviate their sexual desire, this actually seem somewhat tame. I real don't see this any different from someone use a dildo or flesh-light. The comical point seems to be lost to me.
And that’s fine. You don’t have to think it’s funny. Nobody’s telling you to think that it’s funny.
But you have to admit the idea of someone masturbating with, like, an ear of corn is at least somewhat humorous.